Wednesday, June 8, 2011

8 Reasons for You to Not Use Live Chat

I've spent a lot of time reading about hp elitebook 6930p battery, hp elitebook 8440p battery this new fad called live chat. Call me old fashioned if you like, but I'm not impressed. It's like most fads, live chat's flame will soon burn out. Remember the Hula-hoop, pet rocks, smiley faces? Oh yes, they were big, but short-lived. Mark my words, live chat will soon fade away. I was discussing my thoughts with someone the other day. Only he's a believer in live chat. As you can imagine our talk got a little hot from time to time. It seems that for every reasonable reason for not wanting anything to do with live c hat, he had some far-fetched comeback. It went like this:

"You have to be able to spell. Why anyone would put themselves out there, risking others finding out that you can't spell is beyond me. The whole concept of live chat is that you communicate with someone else by typing out the words on a computer screen." to which he replied: "Not so, nobody on the other end will think less if you can't spell." Dumb response.

Talking about computer screens, I then mentioned to him: "...that if what I hear is correct you don't even need a computer anymore. They've got it so that you can use your phone." He was dumbfounded, so much so dell inspiron 1464 battery, dell inspiron 1764 battery he couldn't even respond.

Then, knowing how politically correct he was I brought up an important point: "Live chat is, what's the word I'm looking for, oh yea - racist. How many live chat serives are bilingual? If you don't pretty much speak English your out of the loop." For some reason that brought a smile to his face. Again, all he could say was "that's absolute nonsense."

Feeling like I had hi just where I wanted him: "It's a lot faster to talk than to type." Again he was speechless. He knew I was right.

I was feeling pretty good, kind of like a boxer throwing jabs and hooks. Just waiting for the knockout punch. "What about all those shy people, the one's who can't even talk to people they know mush less talk to strangers?" I continued.

I was on a roll: "Speaking of Live chat being racist, how about it being anti-disabled? The purveyors of live chat fail to acknowledge that there are those who are blind or what about the many double amputees of their hands or arms?" My friend just stood there.

Another blow was about to be struck: "Here's another reason why live chat is a waste time; how can ask someone what toshiba pa3729u-1bas battery, toshiba pa3781u-1brs battery you need help with if you don't know what your talking about?" I knew he was frustrated his only response was a quiet mumble I think he said "You don't know what you're talking about!"

I was about done. My next point was really clear and simple; "All I expect from a business is that if I have a problem you fix it. None of this friendly customer service stuff. Just fix my problem." I heard him moan.

And I've saved the biggest reason for not using live chat for last. My knockout punch so to speak: "Did you know that the use of the computer is a bad thing. It is the cause of people not communicating with each other any more? Once people figure this out they'll stop using them." With that my friend was done in. He gave up.

So you see, I'm right; the use of live chat is just a passing fad.

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